(Source: cloysterbell)
Jesus promised to get rid of all the horrible and wicked people of the world.
Odin promised to get rid of all the Frost Giants.
I don’t see any Frost Giants…
OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT
(Source: cami-smiler)
- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
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So…a friend of mine said that I should read The Fault in our Stars…
I was laughing, it was happy, it was a good book!
Then it was all like, stab you in the belly, pull out your heart, chop it up into little pieces, season it with lemon, shove the bits back into your body AND MAKE YOU DROWN IN THE MOTHERHUGGING FEELS!!!!!
OMG
barrels
- Biology Teacher: Can anyone sketch the skeletal structure of a horse?
- Me: ...I can do zat....I can do zat!! Move! Move!
- Biology Teacher: ???
- Me: I CAN DO ZAT!! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE,MOVE!! I CAN DO ZAT!!
DAVID OWL
IT’S DOCTOR “HOO”
AND ITS ANIMATED
EVERY DOCTOR’S PERFECT HERE THOUGH:
One - Judging everyone.
Two - Rocking back and forth in his childish manner.
Three - Avoiding Two and wafting his feathers about like the dapper Doctor he is.
Four - EYES… THE EYES.
Five - Wondering what the hell is going on and why he’s even there.
Six - Giving a look of judgement to Seven and wafting his feathers about in a sassy manner.
Seven - Trying to manipulate things to make them right.
Eight - Asleep because he was asleep for a good chunk of his movie and has only had that movie so technically he’s been metaphorically asleep for ages (if you don’t count the audios, brilliant though they are).
Nine - Judging everyone.
Ten - More energy than a tin with a spring coiled inside it with the lid welded shut.
Eleven - Adjusting his bowtie for it is cool.
(Source: glorfindels)
